FAKE! Arriving from Tora Bora with a caravan of donkeys and a dialysis machine Bin Laden lives undetected for years in a former British enclave where Pakistanian Hindko is the primary language... that is until local JANG newspapers and real-time bloggers report a "bang" and "helicopter noise"... which is the "directed" action of the US President interrupting his golf game in order to improvise a speedy "burial at sea". -- Obama has committed TREASON with this new lie.