You can have all the laws you want in words on paper, but if they're not enforced, for all practical purposes, they don't exist.
The people who enforce the FCPA must be understaffed or undermotivated or underfunded because I've worked for several companies that regularly paid bribes as part of doing business.
One example: I worked for a large media company that would send TV crews to cover stories in Mexico on a fairly regular basis. Almost every time the crews tried to return to the United States, the Mexican border personnel would seize their very expensive gear. The only way to get it back was to pay a bribe.
This was so common that everyone was told to just mark it down on their expense reports as "Airport tax." I only found out about it when I started asking why I kept seeing "Airport tax" on expense reports for trips I knew were done in cars.
The law is about bribes for "obtaining or retaining business". It's one thing if you were paying a bribe to say, a local minister to get exclusive access to some sort of scene...
But low-level crooks pretty much sticking you up and you try to buy your stuff back from them under the guise of "government business" is not the kind of thing FCPA is about. It's for concerted attempts to pay off foreign officials to strengthen your business.
Which surely still happen, but not in the manner you're describing. FCPA violations wouldn't be the sort of thing that "everyone" is told about.
“We didn’t hand duffel bags of money to the perpetrator group’s courier, we hired a professional external individual security consultant to handle the situation”
https://www.theverge.com/2020/8/4/21353842/garmin-ransomware...
By very loose analogy, either when playing chicken, or when you and a person walking towards you both repeatedly veer in the same direction to avoid collision, one tactic is to very conspicuously cover your eyes. The other person can then see that you will not re-correct based on their behavior. Though I know this option exists, I have never successfully used it. It's always difficult to truly intentionally commit to limit your options to respond to future circumstance.
Same concept applies, and in my experience it seems to work. Though this was before the era of phones (and people not looking where they're going regardless)
If it is a legal requirement of my job to do the right thing, I'm gonna do the right thing.
If you want to stop the hackers, make it a Federal crime to pay anyone. In that environment, there would be no circumventing the restriction at all.
That means that money laundering laws are up against a dedicated adversary with resources, while laws preventing ransoms... not so much.
Of course, with cyber insurance, incentives for the insurer may lean towards dedicated circumvention.