We're finally seeing the death of overpriced, elitest community colleges and tech schools siting in their Ivory Tower. You don't need an expansive college degree to work as a dental hygiene or to do underwater wielding. Just get out-there and get some Hands On Experience! There are literally tons of great-paying jobs that no one will apply to because Americans are allergic to blue-collar work that makes them get off their Facebook and roll up their sleeves! Bad!!

Edit: typos.