Speaking of sticking noses in, I propose the following:

For my part, I will faithfully, should my government wish to interfere with your freedom to name your children anything, do my utmost to dissuade them.

In return, could you please attempt do something about your government's (and your corporations', respectively) current interference with my constitutional freedom from nosey parkers?

"Art. 13 Right to privacy

1 Every person has the right to privacy in their private and family life and in their home, and in relation to their mail and telecommunications.

2 Every person has the right to be protected against the misuse of their personal data."

Deal?