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  The ultimate 5G                                                                                                                                                                     
  Google phone.^1                                                                                                                                                                     
  Buy Pixel 5                                                                                                                                                                         
  Smooth, fast performance.                                                                                                                                                           
  More RAM lets you move from                                                                                                                                                         
  task to task, super fast.                                                                                                                                                           
  Sing in the rain.                                                                                                                                                                   
  It can take a splash or spill, no problem.^2                                                                                                                                        
  Power up without a plug.                                                                                                                                                            
  It charges wirelessly, and shares battery life.^3,4                                                                                                                                 
  Sorta Sage                                                                                                                                                                          
  Just Black