'The ultimate', 'super fast', 'hyperspeed', 'Extreme Battery Saver', 'Superfast downloads', 'Ultrasmooth streaming', ' superfast signal', 'ultrawide lens', 'jaw-dropping', 'super-smooth panning'.
They should finish with 'If you don't buy it, fuck you!'
The ultimate 5G
Google phone.^1
Buy Pixel 5
Smooth, fast performance.
More RAM lets you move from
task to task, super fast.
Sing in the rain.
It can take a splash or spill, no problem.^2
Power up without a plug.
It charges wirelessly, and shares battery life.^3,4
Sorta Sage
Just BlackAnd the color names are "Sorta Sage" and "Just Black"....