Day mode: With the power of 1000 suns I now declare you blind!

Night mode: I've played this video game before. A monster is going to jump out and get me at any moment.

You haven't seen anything like that before because it's awful and useless.

It really is night mode, not just some dark mode for a virtual world. It's even night on the wild mode; the author could add some crickets sound, it would make everything better.

The author also seems to be one of those people that think that sunlight is yellow.