Conflating these things leads you to paradoxical statements like "no new water is created" when you are taking about governments increasing the money supply. Or the way you say "all the splashing is magnifying the distortions" when this is theoretically impossible: preventing deflation by printing money cannot cause worse deflation by definition.
What I think you want to argue is that MAN-MADE changes to the money supply are bad. But not only is this empirically wrong (read about "The Great Moderation"), it brings us back to the point that Keynes made above, when he asserted through a very simple analogy that there is no such thing as a natural economy as long as your idea of one is based around a currency (like gold) the supply of which can only be increased by digging it out of the ground. In this situation you CANNOT be worse off by having your government increase the money supply, because market forces will slowly encourage people to "print more money" themselves by just digging it out of the ground. Which means we're all better off to skip the shoveling and spend the labor on building an airport or something with at least the potential for social return.
My contact information is in my profile -- I'd be happy to carry this on over email if you'd like to continue. And I'd encourage you to read Keynes. And also Kindleberger and Eichengreen if you genuinely believe that the worst of what we are seeing these days is anything like what the world has gone through in the past.