Also it’s not 2000. A Java IDE will work fine on any computer you can buy.
Your runtime and tooling will always be a dependency, and you will always have to learn enough to troubleshoot it regardless of the language. PHP, JavaScript, Ruby and Python are no different to Java - the SDK must also be installed and kept upgraded, you still have to fix your application to work with a newer runtime when the language changes or when fixes are backwards-incompatible, and your SDK version might still clash.
Performance is not an issue in practice. I only ever noticed IntelliJ being slow on a machine that was too slow to run a web browser, and I don't think that such machines would be very common because people would just get rid of them. Resource use has ballooned over the past few years due to the rise of Electron, so your machine already needs to be powerful enough to run Discord, Slack, Postman, or whatever other applications you wish to run in parallel. Adding a JVM alongside that is not much of an ask, given that IntelliJ consumes around 500 MB with two fairly sizable projects open.
why in earth would you think that. we get further as a species because we develop more complex tools to achieve our goals, be they nuclear reactors, smartphones, etc.
Simplest tool that gets the job done does not mean it is simple. There's still the the part that gets the job done, so it still can be essentially complex tool.
Accidental complexity, on the other hand, will only slow you down in the future, or even make you incapable to continue further development.
Simple tools are only appropriate for cheap, low-value projects (e.g. don't set up an IDE and build automation when some trial and error with Maven to compile something occasionally is enough).
So, like we should all build houses with straws and mud, since that is the simplest and gets the job done (creates a habitable structure) too?
For all intents and purposes a modern brick might as well be carbon fiber compared to ancient bricks.
How much assistance are you used to or do you consider worthwhile? Where do you draw the line?