:) listen, your point is valid, I agree with that. However, I know and trust the people I'm talking about, whereas you don't know and have no reason to trust me in particular. Especially since you are quite forthcoming with your cynicism, there's no point in me claiming to have verification for the anecdote. I have no problem with that.

'jrootabega on the other hand straight up accuses me of lying to seem interesting and score internet points, which I think is pretty lousy.

Meanwhile, the trash is gone and everybody's happy! Now I'm going out to kill a couple of roosters with my uncle.