Those names are hilariously close to the satirical corporation names in Margaret Atwood’s Oryx and Crake: OrganInc, HelthWyzer, and RejoovenEsense.

Thanks for sharing them, this is interesting stuff to look into. $2k is cheap enough that if it shows promising results for a serious condition, a family or friend network could chip in and help set one up for someone. Then use it themselves for clearer skin too!