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> I woke up late and well rested today.

And as usually with iOS, the user experience is excellent!

There's a values conflict between the Health and Clock apps here. Clock wants you to wake up on time. Health wants you to sleep in!

It is a conflict between physical and mental health. If you sleep in you'll get anxiety about missed appointment and if you wake early you'll feel tired.

It's a conflict between capitalism/modern performance society and being human. Of course, the common answer is drugs.

on my 3rd coffee as I read this. too real

Technically, coffee is a drug :)

That's was his point of it being too real...

I prefer insanity as an answer.

Why not both? I heard drugs are great if you are insane

I'm unsure why people are downvoting this. Where's the lie?

It's an uncomfortable truth. Downvoted!

Pretty sure people woke/wake up in uncomfortable hours for communist societies, too. Those factories and farms didn't man themselves.

You're downvoted because anyone born since the 90s has been brainwashed to think that communism was some kind of utopia.

That's it, I'm starting a twitter account for upvoted jokes on HN. That's quite an achievement.

Link!

https://twitter.com/HumorHn

For everyone that wants to follow it: https://twitter.com/HumorHn

https://twitter.com/shit_hn_says the best humor is the kind that lacks self awareness

That is definitely more useful. My version will have a couple of tweets a year at most...

Or the kind that is presented with absolutely 0 context.

Most of those tweets are pretty funny, but I can't help but think that a lot of them wouldn't be so hard to read if we knew the context in which they were said.

i may be able to contribute one or two to that list

Don't take the joke literally.

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