I overslept because iOS 14 disabled my alarm
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However, it reminds me about some other situation that I'd like to share as it amuse me to this day.
Some time ago I was traveling to my clients city. I was provided with a flat of one of coworkers who - at the same time was delegated elsewhere. So that was kind of AirBnB but it was all "paid" by company (in a way, that he got compensation and I had place to stay).
I went to sleep fairly late and barely shut my eye when at 2am his Android tablet started to ring. I have no idea what was up with it, was it default alarm or some custom one, but there was no way for me to disable it. None of the physical buttons worked and every touch interaction spawned the lock screen through which I couldn't get past. On top of it, the sound was getting louder and louder. It didn't ring for 20 minutes when the police came knocking. Someone complained about the noise. I said that the device isn't mine and I'm only taking care of friend's flat and that there is nothing I can do about it. Showed device to them, we fiddled together with it but couldn't turn it off neither. Police wanted to hand me a ticket, but that wasn't easy. I was foreigner so they had to collect on spot. Once they confirmed that they decided to not make me any troubles and asked me to try and to muffle the tablet.
After 3h of constant noise it seemed like device decided to stop ringing by itself.
Since I was awake full night, I took day of and notified the client that it's either hotel for me or I'm going back home, cause I decline to be in the same place as the dreaded device to which they agreed. That almost was the end of the story, but week later I learned it wasn't end of it.
Coworker, the owner of the device (who refused to provide me with the code, since it can't be that bad), came back to his door which kicked out by the firefighters. It seemed like neighbors called the police again day/days later. Police couldn't get in but they heard the alarm so they called the firefighters who assuming that one of the smoke alarm went off decided to break in to find only ringing tablet.
To this day I rather not being woken up than suffer through the Alarm from Hell.
Not disputing what you said is true, just curious of the origins!
It might be the lock screen, simple or difficult math problems, visual puzzles, etc. Until you solve it, it won’t turn off the alarm.
It’s a neat idea until this happens, I guess.
I don't think the propeller one had any name beyond "flying alarm clock" or somesuch, and the failure mode seems way worse: if the propeller shoots out an open window or wedges itself behind furniture you're hosed.
Plus finding a small propeller in the dark corners of your room while just woken up seems way too stressful a task, frankly.
I used to have a job that required me to be up at 4 or 5am. I am not a morning person, and this requirement was equivalent to a normal person being told they need to write their weekly sales reports using a pencil taped to their knee. Or something.
Anyway, I had this early wake up time, but a problem with shutting my alarm off without actually waking up.
So I took a normal alarm clock, cracked it open, and soldered a 5m length of speaker wire to the circuit board. I drilled a hole in my headboard and mounted an external speaker there. The alarm clock itself was placed in a backpack, with the zippers tied together with a key ring, and the whole thing stuffed in my closet.
So each morning, I was forced to get out of bed, go to the closet, fiddle with the key ring to separate the 2 zippers, then finally turn the alarm off.
I had roommates at the time; they weren't very happy with me. But they were my brother and a good friend, so to hell with them :)
Nah, the plot twist was that we were all in our early 20s, and had mismatched schedules. Whatever annoyance my morning routine caused was matched with their late nights partying when I had work the next morning.
And I got pretty quick about silencing that alarm. (And getting a better job.)
After my kids were born, I stopped using it because we didn't want to wake up the kids (I've had my phone on silent mode for the last six and a half years now). All was well and good until one day the cleaning lady apparently turned the alarm on and I didn't notice. The alarm went off in the morning and I went to the keypad in the bathroom to turn off the alarm—and the batteries in it had died. I ended up taking the alarm clock to the basement and wrapping it in a towel until the battery backup gave up.
I used to use an iOS app called FreakyAlarm. It had all sorts of features to enforce wake up time. You could set it to just require that you solve a math problem, or move the hands on an analog clock to "28/4:(36+15)" (Meaning, move the hour hand to 7 and the minute hand to 51.), and all sorts of "games" that you're unlikely able to do in a half-asleep state.
But my favorite was the barcode scanner. You scanned a random UPC (I chose my shaving cream), and in the morning the alarm would not shut off until you went and scanned it again. But that got me in trouble once when I was on a business trip, and didn't pack that particular brand of shaving cream.
Of course it's just an iOS app, so you can force quit it and uninstall it faster than doing any of the tasks. But I preferred honor to cheating that way.
I don't use any alarm clock anymore. I have dogs. They're remarkably consistent.
I quickly learned how to disable an alarm while groggy instead of sleeping straight through it.
Personally, I always update in August to the betas. I’ll take the new features with the bugs.
I've had my own "alarm from hell" situations, mostly with smoke detectors (one was in a room with vaulted ceilings in a house with only stepstools. I had to build a mountain of furniture at 4am!) I understand the frustration and rage.
So yeah, it’s unbelievable story about my inaptitude at that moment. Could I handled it better? Yeah, probably. But usually stuff like this is matter of chaotic circumstances.
Police officers couldn’t turn it off neither and they fiddled with it for a 3 minutes or something like that so it’s not like I was the only one who failed ;)
It's worked in anything I've tried (haven't tried latest iphones) with only a momentary power switch on it. I was under the impression it was some kind of legal requirement somewhere, and that's why it was so standard.
Problem solved.
It was very loud in the quiet classroom, he gave me a look of “now I hate you”, and I didn’t even try to explain that actually, the phone is off.
The LG Nexus wouldn’t ring the alarm when the phone was set to silent.
I literally had to show it to my manager which was furious.
During the final exam of my calculus course, which takes place through two class sessions, my alarm went off to remind me of my second class session. Despite the professor promising to tear up our exams up if our phones made any noise or appearance the hour before, I'm assuming he ignored it because I was literally the only person in class that made any attempt at engaging with his lectures. Unrelated, I had also completely given up studying for the exam since I knew I was going to fail and had plans to retake the course (but be at least present to take mental notes on the final), but he clearly bumped me up to a minimally passing grade for what I can only assume was the same reason.
Well I actually was paying attention to the presentation and I instinctively hit "no" so that I could see the content again.
Guess who didn't get credit for attending?
That way, not only does it confirm paying attention, but you can also get a signal of course effectiveness.
A few seconds later, he hears a voice say "......no". So he relaxes with a sigh, and goes to report the all clear to his superior.
Or perhaps it's to teach the most valuable CLE of all - too hasty a response risks a critical mistake. I can't even recall the specific topic of the webinar but I definitely learned a lesson!
Edit: it doesn't seem to do that anymore, but it definitely did at least twice, when I didn't have DND on.
Almost like Apple products can have unintended bugs like disabling your alarm on OS update.
Edit: Apologies if the last sentence in my first message seemed rude. Not my intention.
I particularly love the one where a German insurance provider insists on ignoring the point of the 'I' in 'IBAN': https://annoying.technology/posts/8b0e0f1083d21073/
[For non-europeans: the first two characters of an International Bank Account Number are the ones that identify the country; if they really wanted to insist that only Germany-registered bank accounts are allowed, there are more intuitive ways to validate that.]
It’s Error’d articles are so much fun, and have been going on for ages.
http://thedailywtf.com/articles/special-delivery
Edit: The real daily wtf is that they're still on http
It is possible someone may post something like this:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Funniest_Joke_in_the_World
which may disable the editors and be accidentally posted, leading to your death or dismemberment.
http allows for government monitoring of this type of situation and possible automated interdiction.
There is an article in the German Wikipedia about this: https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/IBAN-Diskriminierung
You can put in a complaint here: https://www.wettbewerbszentrale.de/de/beschwerdestelle/sepah...
I've already fallen in love with the tighter privacy permissions. For example, I no longer have to give apps an all-or-nothing access to my pics. This is a gamechanger because I bet a bunch of apps scrape the geodata from pics to harvest your location history, and now I only have to give them the ones I want to give them.
As a concrete example, I've been running the iOS 14 beta for the last week and a bit, Facebook Messenger previously had full access to my photos, and when using it for the first time I got a message from the OS explaining that I no longer needed to grant it carte-blanche access and whether I'd like to deny it access, pick the photos I'd specifically like to give it access to, or let it continue having full access.
What iOS apps (that you've given access to your photos) can you have any confidence don't do this?
https://www.engadget.com/2011-01-09-the-gpl-the-app-store-an...
Many apps including Discord repeatedly snoop the clipboard/pasteboard even when I don't paste anything, and wouldn't know about if iOS 14 didn't alert me.
Then there's the major apps secretly accessing the camera and microphone, exposed by the green/orange indicator light in iOS 14:
https://www.macrumors.com/2020/07/25/instagram-unexpectedly-...
Surprise, these are the people fighting against Apple.
Edit: if you're down voting my statement could you please elaborate why? Thanks.
At some point maybe I'll stop paying the Apple premium if all things are equally buggy.
Of course business doesn't care, all they see is cost centers. Who cares if the bug count is 10,000 or 200, right?
In a way, it's a result of the "agile" approach, to "release early, ship often". And the larger the userbase, the more effective they are at finding and reporting bugs and edge cases. It also cuts down on the cost by reducing the time/effort spent on testing new features thoroughly.
What grinds my gears is when a company doesn't have a centralized bug database where the users can contribute and see the progress being made. If I recall correctly, Apple's support forums are like a blackhole of issue reports. Most of the time it's a bunch of users with the same problem, trying to solve it on their own; no input from an employee/developer; no way to know if they're aware or working on the bug; and no clear path to a solution.
Of course, iOS was nototorious for not alarming on January 1st because Steve wanted to sleep in (actually I don't know why, but I think it happened at least 2 years in a row, and maybe three)
The amish have the right idea.
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2019-11-21/apple-ios...
Probably also has a bit to do with Apple actually making efforts to improve, whereas others seem to make efforts only to copy Apple. Which doesn't help the situation. For consumers, the ideal, in my opinion, is competition on innovation, not really competition on who can be more "Apple-like".
https://web.archive.org/web/20090414133729/http://tomkarpik....
With premium prices come premium expectations. If I buy a $3,000 MacBook Pro, I do not expect the colossal screwup that was the butterfly keyboard design defect. That's a hardware issue of course, but in general Apple's software quality has gone down, down down.
Every OTHER time something has come out like this, I waited -- at least 30 days, sometimes 60 or 90. Let other people risk productivity and annoyance!
This time, though, I updated both my iPad and my phone last night, on release day. Why?
Well, first, because hey, COVID era. My mobile phone isn't my business line (I have VOIP for that), and I'm obviously not traveling, so the risk was lower.
But the REAL driver was this: iOS14 allows you to "pin" text conversations to the top of the list so you can get back to them quickly. This sounds trivial, but holy hell it really isn't. And in quarantine, I'm texting with people a LOT more than I used to.
I've had a couple similar experiences since, and because of that I always set a simple "dumb" alarm clock whenever I have something important I need to get up for. It has literally never had an issue, simply works exactly how I want it, every time.
One time my father in law had a bunch of people over to watch an outdoor movie on his new projector. For sounds, he got a Bose smart sound bar with a few companion speakers that connect to it wirelessly. There wasn't a wire in sight besides the power cord.
Well, needless to say, there were sound issues because each individual speaker needed to be connected to the wi-fi, which wasn't great because we were out in the back yard. Almost ruined the whole night.
Luckily I had a 100ft ethernet cable and we were able to move the router out to the backyard. It fixed the issue, but only after an hour long delay. I couldn't help but think how much nicer it would have been to just have some good old fashion dumb speakers connected with speaker wire to a receiver.
- trying to start a video conference without installing anything
- trying to share a screen
- heck, trying to start a videoconference at all
- hooking laptop to projector at a conference
I always used a flip cover with a magnet which automatically puts the device in standby when it's closed. The tablet was always closed next to my bed as an alarm clock. After some time I noticed, that my alarm apparently didn't work.
Turns out, that an update introduced a new feature: Closing the flip cover will automatically snooze the alarm. Problem is, that it also prevents an alarm from even starting, when the cover is already closed.
Later they realized that it's a bug and disabled it again.
Thank you, Zoom.
Then, in the middle of the daily 8 hour tech paranoia she went to the toilet and the mail notifier was loud- but not long enough. It got flushed pretty much. I had to tell her she got an email. "WOAH? Really??" :rolleyes:
The false alarms are also comical. Things like separate notification settings for different mail accounts is still a puzzle while it should be a simple filter settings. We got volume control in software but we didn't get to adjust it on a per feature-basis.
I guess we are back at: 'Jack of all trades, master of none'
It's really really glaring and galling how bad that choice is. It's Microsoftian.
(I mean, yeah, the meeting was presumably scheduled but the manager could have phoned or texed.)
I'll admit I've quit over it.
It could have been way worse. I've never understood why people sync their personal messages/emails to their work computers. It can and does get watched - gods help you if your friends have a borderline taste in memes and send you something offensive while you're presenting.
I mean, I guess I gave in too, with Slack notifications now showing up on my phone, which feels like a defeat, but this expectation of reachability seems wrong to me, at least if it’s not a dedicated work phone.
My own private phone should ideally not receive any work-related notifications.
I always say to people "if it's urgent then phone me".
Software has too many ways to fail to notify you. I miss text messages because my phone is charging in the other room, I miss Slack notifications because I reinstalled Windows on one machine and relied on the Slack web UI rather than the desktop app. There's so may ways to misconfigure notification services. My phone ringing is hard to ignore.
Also - I forget to act on SMS and WhatApp messages all the time because they conflate "read" with "done". I have a second rule - "if you want me to remember it then email me."
Let's not blame too much on tech
Edit: more charitably, I don't know anything about your manager. But if you did accurately represent their frustration and they're normally a good manager who can take feedback, feel free to share that they came across as a nightmare control freak in this situation.
>> nightmare control freak
I don't know why you jumped to that, seems like a totally normal reaction to me. I think your judgement is a little harsh or at least making a lot of assumptions.
"you there?"
"still waiting... ETA??"
What a nightmare control freak, huge red flag, jeez...
ONE. Not at least. AT MOST.
This isn't like yelling across the hallway and being unsure if your friend heard you.
This isn't like coming to your spouse's room to tell them dinner is ready, them not coming in 5 minutes, and you coming back to get them again.
Work chat systems show read receipts. YOu know if the person got the message. And there will be a permanent record for them to see it.
If they're not responding there are two possibilities: A) They saw the notification/you message B) They didn't.
If it's B, more messages won't help notifications appear.
If it's A....don't you maybe have some trust in your coworkers (presuming this isn't a 15 year old on their first job at MacDonalds) that they know how to prioritize and if they're not responding to another human being it's probably because they have some reason not to?
They might be mid conversation. They might be dealing with a production issue. They might have a screaming baby in the room next to them.
And in all these cases, if you give them a minute, they'll arrive, apologize profusely for missed the 1on1 or keeping you waiting, and either proceed or reschedule.
Meanwhile, you've already blocked this time off for the meeting. So go and reply to some emails, or work on a promo doc, or hell if you work too hard already, take a break, and click around on hacker news for a few minutes.
It'll be fine.
I would absolutely without hesitation would not work for, and would quit working for a manager who treated me with three messages like you just described.
It also likes to fuck with my keyboard layout settings: the PCs at work come with German, French and Italian layouts (guess the country!), and that's the default for the "system", which is the configuration Windows uses at the login/lock screen, but I just use German and added English. Very often, Windows would decide that my keypresses should now be interpreted as French instead of English, despite the language icon saying "ENG"...
Nope, this is incorrect.
Depending on settings/version of Windows, the input method is actually tracked per-window so it's really easy to end up with weird/annoying behaviour.
If you haven't already I'd suggest disabling that hotkey. You may find the weirdness partially resolves itself.
But I also have 2nd and sometimes 3rd devices rolling so I can keep an eye on email and IMs during those times. Doesn't everyone do that?
I mean, that puts you at precisely the disadvantage your outlined, but if you don't trust your employer than that's where you are.
I don't have any "work software" on my phone, but I can still see my work email there.
Dude, your manager should never get frustrated with you because you didn't come or are late for your 1on1.
Your 1on1 with your manager is YOUR time. It's not THEIR time.
This is the only thing I can think of as a reason why. I have no other active alarms, iPhone 6s.
I think the actual annoying technology part would be that in my half-awake stupor I wasn't able to find that the bedtime alarm moved to the health app without Googling it. As searching "bedtime" in the app search bar still shows the old bedtime app and still launches you into the clock app.
Non-native English speaker here: doesn't bedtime refer to the time you go to bed, not the time you have to wake up? I mean, I was reading "bedtime alarm" and thought "so people these days use an alarm to tell them when to go to bad? crazy times" but then that shifted in "wait does an application use a rather confusing term for something as common as getting out of bed?"
Even when it's a phone call instead of an alarm we say "wake up call". I've never, ever heard the phrase "bedtime alarm" before.
I really hope Apple didn't call it that.
I have multiple devices so I usually set alert on home phone + work phone if it's something really important like a flight at 6 AM; but if I were to use an alarm clock everyday I'd probably buy the simplest one I can find for few bucks.
Well, that's what my boss thinks anyway.
Tried for a while to resolve it, but, fuck it, WhatsApp just works
One day I just stared at the clock app, not ringing, as my alarm time came and went. At least validated all those times I've doubted myself.
Downloaded AMDroid now. Much better, and much more customizable, and it turns out I never actually sleep through an alarm, they just never went off.
I also got really good at multiplying 2-digit numbers in a sleep-daze.
In industry, the more reliable you need something to be, the more simple it has to be. Phones are too complicated to be a good alarm clock. Plus I don't have to blast out my eyeballs to see what time it is in the dark.
Another I run into often, especially with face masks on, is trying to unlock with a code and how iOS, for lack of a better way to describe it, has an input buffer.
Let's say your code is 123456 and by accident you enter 1123456. It will error at 112345 but it will register the 6 so when the error finishes I quickly enter 123456 which it sees as 612345 (error) with a buffered 6, so repeat two or three more times getting angrier and frustrated that the EFFING phone won't unlock. Finally stop, delete the buffered 6 and enter 123456.
There's absolutely no good reason to buffer the 6 that happened 1/2 a second ago (or whatever the error delay is) IMO.
I have a feeling the new "smart home screen" is going to really suck with it's AI trying to surface apps for you meaning you can never know where to find an app. This seems so antithetical to everything Apple wrote about UI design in the 80s and 90s. I know app ABC is on the first screen 3rd row on the left. App DEF is on the second screen 2nd row on the right. But no longer, now, at ever time of the day, at least according to the iOS 14 ad here
https://www.apple.com/newsroom/2020/09/ios-14-is-available-t...
the icons will move at different times of the day on the whim of the OS. That sounds like hell to me
I know exactly what you are referring to and to this day it dumbfounds me this UX has not been fixed. It is an abysmal experience.
The bug was extremely simple: the calculator app would ignore the decimal point depending on whether the phone was held vertically or horizontally.
Steps to reproduce:
1. Open the calculator application 2. Ensure the app is held vertically (non-scientific mode) 3. Enter a number such as 10,000,000 4. Attempt to make the number 10,000,000.1 by pressing "." and "1" 5. Notice that instead of this number, the calculator application converts the input to 100,000,001 - i.e. the decimal point was ignored.
I wouldn’t have minded, except I only discovered the bug during a finance final in grad school, and It took me three attempts before thinking “maybe the calculator is wrong”...
Bug id 6743558 for posterity :)
FWIW I've had similar problems with other phones in the past, so this isn't exclusively an Apple thing - but insufficient QA of alarms is a distressing ongoing problem with iOS and I don't know why they haven't made sure that it's a core part of their release process by now.
Unfortunately once you generalize all your notification infrastructure, it becomes easier to break alarms. The Windows Alarms and Clock app relies on system notification infrastructure, so if notifications are silenced (there is a longstanding bug that causes this, and the people responsible for Win10 Notifications don't give a shit), the alarm sound doesn't play until the notification appears - often hours later. If they played the sound directly this wouldn't be an issue, but they assume notifications will work. Yay for abstraction and infrastructure...
And as usually with iOS, the user experience is excellent!
Most of those tweets are pretty funny, but I can't help but think that a lot of them wouldn't be so hard to read if we knew the context in which they were said.
0) Yes.
1) No means no.
2) Not right now
Nevertheless, it's caused me problems enough times (missed trains to London, for example) that nowadays if it's really important for me to get up I'll always set a backup alarm on a different device (even a good old alarm clock).
I really wish Apple would fix it.
I have the Bedtime alarm set for 7:30 AM. It went off at 3:00 AM the next morning.
I’m pretty deaf, so awoke to my wife kicking and yelling at me. It took awhile to fumble it off.
Why? And why 4 1/2 hours difference?
In the morning, I screwed around with it for a bit and got it reset to 7:30.
Or so I thought. It went off again at 3:00 PM.
More screwing around. I suspect it’s somehow related to the fact I have the phone set for 24 hour time. Seems to be ok now, but I still have to update to 14.
Since I stopped having an alarm in the morning, I'm much happier in my life, less tired, less stressed, and in the end I can do more work.
If you have a good cat was supposed to wake me up story when you make it to the meeting, your very important clients will laugh and be amused. You won't get this contract, but you'll be considered for future ones.
YMMV.
(Yeah that setup is a tad bit excessive but I find it useful when needing to catch the train at 06:25.)
We had ours set (and locked) to be in 'freezer' mode. Yesterday, we turned off the electricity for a few moments to do some work. Later that day, I felt some frozen bread in that drawer and discovered that it was starting to thaw.
By turning off the electricity, we had reset the mode to 'fridge', even though all of the other temperature settings in the fridge maintained their previous configuration.
Why did all of the other settings remain, but that one didn't? Such annoying technology.
I would absolutely never trust a software-controlled device as complex as a smartphone to wake me up in the morning. If I'm traveling on business, I'll set the room alarm clock and also request a wake up call from the front desk.
Even if I go over a decade between occasions where I use it, it still works.
Every time I read about an alarm bug, it makes me think about the iPhone New Year's Day alarm bug that caused a couple to miss their fertility treatments[1]. That story made me so sad, because anyone who has been through that process knows how important timing is, and how expensive the entire process is.
[1] https://web.archive.org/web/20120604024148/http://consumeris...
I think this is wrong. My alarm worked fine this morning. Knowing what we know about how people behave in their sleep, it seems likely that they might have just turned their alarm off at the right time without fully waking up. I've done that in the past.
I use this feature as well, updated to iOS 14 last night without changing anything or updating my settings, and the alarm still went off this morning – so it at least seems like it's a more complex failure that it might first seem.
Edit: The alarm went off at the appropriate time.
Of course, the backup predated the alarm being set, so it never went off on the new device. Took me a while to realise why...
In my case it usually reappears every month or so and is only fixed by rebooting.
It’s not related to system sounds because I had checked the alarm settings a few times
Wondering if it’s only me.
did it pop up a warning? no
did it default to a built-in alarm sound? no
did it just stop sounding the alarm, but still show it as active and selected in the config screen? yes
i'll never trust apple to provide a simple alarm clock again for anything important
So I clicked on one of the images, expecting it to open a larger [more legible] version...
[Normille was annoyed on 17 September.]
It’s simply too complicated now. We’ve gone past the realms of deterministic behaviour into some undefinable benefit which requires administration and understanding past “wake me up then”
I’m going to buy an alarm clock and leave the phone on my desk.
Obvously took my reports to heart (heh)
For one, you have to dig into various screens to find weight+body fat%, and then go into each item, click "Add data" and then back out to the next one if you want to update both at the same time.
Also, the sleep alarm is still visible at the top of your alarms list in the Clock app. Not sure what the confusion is here.
All because some PM at Apple thought, "I gotta change something or they won't think I'm doing anything."
Doesn't seem like change for change's sake at all.
Sometimes life gives us gifts in the form of grievances.
Kids these days and their priorities.
Looks like a happy accident to me.
However, the snooze button is on the screen, as a big red button.
But yet, the disable command is a small hyperlink text? And you’re somehow supposed to accurately hit this small text, while you’re half asleep? Unless of course, you knew that you can also hit the home button.
Another stupid design from the Apple design team.
See also: the new reddit/YouTube designs.