On other platforms, I can install apps on my devices without telling anybody.
And we know for a fact Windows does this.
Now you know that you were wrong. Windows allows you to disable telemetry and certainly doesn't report apps you install to Microsoft if you don't want it to. Same for Android and obviously for desktop and server Linux distros. This is simply not possible on iOS.
And if you are willing to jailbreak then you have the full suite.
Not without reinstalling weekly unless you reduce your privacy even further by also give Apple your banking details.
> And if you are willing to jailbreak then you have the full suite.
On these other platforms, you don't have to rely on your device being so insecure that it has a rootable vulnerability.