Jokes aside there are places in the world that name themselves much more intuitively like you described.
Beijing = northern capital
Nanjing = southern capital
Shanghai = on the sea
Hong Kong = fragrant harbor
Xi'an = western peace
Tokyo = eastern capital
Taipei = north Tai
Tainan = south Tai
Taichung = middle Tai
Taitung = east Tai
Shandong = east mountains
Shanxi = west mountains etc.