How does one get free infinite jpeg storage from Google? Way back when I had Picasa and I'm 90% sure there was a paid tier. I recall hearing something about Google offering free image storage to Google Pixel owners but that is a far cry smaller number of people than "every human" and the purchase price of a Pixel device isn't free.
Store your images at photos.google.com. It is a free service with unlimited storage quota.
Reminds me of the Linus Tech Tips video where they try to use Google's claim of unlimited free storage to backup their video library to Google Drive [1]. Eventually Google rate limits their access so harshly that it becomes a practical limit.
Just like those "unlimited" mobile data plans that eventually slow down your service it is really just marketing. They hide the actual limits but they are there to prevent abuse.
Personally, Google Translate is my litmus test for "is ML actually any good". If we ever reach the point of fluent translation of German or coherent translation of Japanese, I will be extremely impressed.
So: Google Translate IS amazing. The result of Google Translate is definitely not amazing, but that wasn't the claim.
We aren't to the place where a single individual with enough compute resources could feasibly replicate google translate.