Just a minor grammar point that does not detract from your argument: It is "for all intents and purposes", not "intensive purposes" https://www.dictionary.com/e/for-all-intents-and-purposes-vs...
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My favorite being a friend called a cul-de-sac a "culture sack". Years later we still laugh about this one.