Like this sounds like an SNL skit, "Hey I'm going to need to see some ID before you can get those Doritos." Cut to outside the shop he's handing it to a 14 year old suddenly lights sirens "PUT THE DORITOS ON THE GROUND AND PUT YOUR HANDS BEHIND YOUR HEAD!". Another cut to a prison courtyard. "Hey man so what did you do."
"Me, I ran the biggest underground junk food rink in the country. There wasn't a Hoho, or Snickers in the country that hit the street without my knowing about it. You think M13 is scary, my network made them look like chumps, Sinola feared the sounds of my crew. Hey you want some of the sweet stuff." Furtively shows him some powdered donuts.
On the flip side Mexico has enough of a problem right now preventing people from doing hard drugs let alone gummy worms, so the practical effect will probably be nil.