>> There is a protocol by which two entangled provers can convince a polynomial-time verifier of the answer to any computable problem whatsoever (!!), or indeed that a given Turing machine halts.
Sounds like an existence proof rather than an actual algorithm. Still interesting even if it take a computer the size of the earth.
I'm also puzzled by the use of the word "convince" in there. Is it possible for such a quantum oracle to lie?