Buddy of mine worked at a big bank and was required to use IBMs "cloud".
He went to try spinning up a server just to get familiar with the UI. The UI was weird to do so and he got a message to check his email... nothing on the page but that.
He checks his email and it looked like his action fired off an automated email that was responded to by an automated email that the server would be setup in a week or so....like some old colocation service... that was their cloud...