Or perhaps you're one of the lucky few who haven't been woken at 4am to an urgent notification:
"YOUR PHONE HAS TOO MANY MEMES. WOULD YOU LIKE TO DELETE MEMES?"
Prohibitions on bloatware, my arse!
- Chrome: privacy related, not necessarily garbage, but if the OS were Chinese we'd effortlessly call Chrome's behaviours spyware. I use Firefox
- Photos: random single-touch dialogs offering to enable sync. This is upsell and another opt-in data grab. Also the source of the aforementioned ITS 4AM WAKE UP AND HAVE A DELETE MEME PARTY notification. I use f-spot but I'm not a huge fan of it
- Messages: can't remember. Probably another notification thrown up without warning. I use Pulse now
- Maps: where to even begin? The app has about one UI element left that actually relates to navigation and the rest is some disguised Google Shopping link. I use the paid version of OsmAnd where possible
- Gmail/Accounts: phone book data-grab. I use Outlook
- Gboard: still using this. Still very aware its forwarding my keystrokes to the mothership for "contextual prediction" or whatever you call it. If Gboard were published by TikTok rather than Google we'd have sent some folk to the electric chair over it already
- Play Services: mandatory back channel to the mothership with root access on your phone. Can wake it up, force install something that listens to you, or update itself to force you to click on WHO adverts^W^W^W^W participate in informational and beneficial COVID-19 contact tracing, so much more
Probably forgotten quite a bit. Mandatory Games app IIRC? That would have been disabled on the first day
Turns out it was Files not Photos
Google assistant.
You can't disable it without breaking other things. You can't disable the shortcuts that open it without unnecessarily regressing the rest of the UI. It's bound to "swipe up from a corner" which is an action you accidentally perform on a semi-regular basis. It's utterly and completely useless (to me).
Doesn't stop it from being bloatware...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Android_Ice_Cream_Sandwich
> Certain "System" apps (particularly those pre-loaded by carriers) that cannot be uninstalled can now be disabled. This hides the application and prevents it from launching, but the application is not removed from storage.
What I just found out I can do above is change the "Assistant" default app from being "Google Assistant" to being none - which stops the stupid swipe in the wrong way and it grabs focus and the bottom half of the screen "feature".
Edit: And to be clear this doesn't remove all the places Assitant pops up, just the most annoying one. It still has prominent placement in the "system" settings for instance.
I believe that what happened was was after looking for any way to disable just assistant (e.g. under the "Assistant" system settings option) and not finding any I have up an tried to disable it at the app level. At the app level I saw (and still see) only a option to disable all of Google.
It probably did not occur to me at the time to check the default app settings.
> via one of two settings
I only found the default apps way, what is the other?
You can also disable Google app to stop it from running. You'll lose the other services it provides though.
There's plenty of bloatware on phones these days, especially with the rate Google kills apps, but I can't honestly consider the Assistant integration with a Pixel phone to be one.
Also it doesn't seem bound like that on my phone.
Iirc it is enabled when you set System->Gestures->system navigation set to gesture navigation? I recommend setting that for the superior ui it provides.
I am even ok shipping them by default and giving an option to uninstall. Any app which I cant uninstall is Bloatware.
I miss that phone so much.
That sounds like a good thing. Duo is still pretty much the only E2E encrypted video call app that also works on the web.
1 - https://twitter.com/DanielMicay/status/1264528965127024644
I believe I can even set some numbers to ring through silent, haven't tried it though.
Sleep is precious.
Now of we we're taking about carriers we'd have a different conversation but as someone who's seen a lot of the mobile industry OnePlus is pretty decent on the bloatware in my book.
Also, HN is also mostly American where carrier bloatware is the norm on Android, something I never saw in Europe.
Their recent Nord phone shipped with the full and uninstallable Facebook services suite (1). In a forum post(2) they claim it was done to improve battery life and performance. Reading about this Fortnite launcher deal makes me doubt the honesty of that claim even more.
A few months ago they also started pushing strange and invasive system apps to my OnePlus 6T like "OnePlus Zen Mode", "OnePlus Game Space", their own custom File Manager which - in India - even sent data to a Tencent server for some strange file cleanup functionality that could not be disabled (3)(4)!
I love my OnePlus 6T but writing this out made me realise how distrustful and wary I've become of this company that has access to a huge part of my life through my phone.
I'm now seriously considering replacing this device way early in its lifecycle. No idea what brand to turn to next though.
1. https://www.androidpolice.com/2020/08/05/oneplus-is-poisonin...
2. https://forums.oneplus.com/threads/allow-user-to-choose-whic...
3. https://forums.oneplus.com/threads/petition-against-file-man...
4. https://www.androidpolice.com/2019/05/07/oneplus-6-6t-users-...
Edit: Added link 4.