I started to think along these lines when I got serious about learning a foreign language. Humans appear to have some innate language ability that’s reflected, among other things, in commonalities between disparate languages. As far as I can tell, there’s been no serious effort to design a computer language to take advantage of this.
My pet theory about why the object.method(args) call syntax won is that it really is the most natural to read, as evidenced by the fact that most human languages follow subject-verb-object word order.