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No child was ever disowned for choosing Oracle!

Telling my children now that they would become the first, if they did this. In our house we use PostgreSQL.

That's because there wasn't anything to inherit once the Oracle audit was done, right?

Went with SAP to keep in contact with granny. She has her rolodex organized now, it is a blast.

Good for you, I just spent 500m euro to get my family onto SAP turned out strategic goals for my family did not align and we had to cancel.

I use Oracle DB for managing my daily to-do list. I'll never miss a task again!

Your child might need 'My First Timesheet'

wouldn't sqlite do the job just fine?

What kind of heathen uses SQLite? Praise our Lord and Saviour Larry Ellison <3.

...I do

learned it from CS50.