Do you really feel this was written by a human?

If I read this without the context, I would only assume it was written by a human given that is the implication when I read something like this, but I would immediately think it's idiotic and move on.

There is simply nothing being said here. It is just like a desperate student going online to copy sentences, phrases, and words from articles and paste them into an essay, which at its core, is basically what this "AI" is doing.