I wasn’t going to say anything but I got triggered by your last paragraph.

I don’t come to HN to read glowing reviews of barely launched startups. There’s plenty of that out there if you’re looking for it and it all sounds the same anyway. Success porn crap.

I come to HN to see if other people like me think something is a piece of shit or if it’s actually decent, and why.

If everything that comes through here got two thumbs up HN would cease to be a reliable indicator of things worth my time or money.