In my plan for twelve 30-day months, I intended to call the leftover 5/6 days "Etcember", for et cetera. :P
(This submission appears to be a riff on the classic "Programming Language Checklist": https://www.famicol.in/language_checklist.html )
I haven't had much spam hit my inbox lately, though. So much for the checklist.
> [ ] The most significant program written in your language isn't even its own compiler
This bit always cracks me up
> [ ] You have reinvented PHP better, but that's still no justification
You appear to believe that: [ ] The entire world speaks Unicode
Unfortunately, your language (has/lacks): [ ] comments [ ] include files [ ] hygienic macros [ ] unhygienic macros [ ] string escaping [ ] name quoting [ ] come from [ ] undefined behaviour
Your implementation has the following flaws: [ ] It won't let you program dangerous behaviour