Easier ways:
1) When he/she says they are a computer scientist, say "oh so you're like an IT guy? Because I recently got this virus..."
2) Call him a mouse jockey
1) When he/she says they are a computer scientist, say "oh so you're like an IT guy? Because I recently got this virus..."
2) Call him a mouse jockey
My response was along the lines of "Actually, when I was in grad school I spent most of my time on theoretical computer science and artificial intelligence." A little obnoxious, sure, but he deserved it.