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It's bears eating cub scouts, rather than the other way around - what's not to get?

I guess you missed it too, then.

"Adult male bears quite commonly eat cubs."

Because cub scouts eat bears?!?

This cub scout did! What did y'all do in scouts?

Now I'm the one confused.

Dude, you had one kick ass cub scout den.

Shoulda seen my pinewood derby car.