Omg... you so good! you so profitable! you so effective! you know where to cut the crap! and yet so humble - you say you not smart, but you so smart! Yes, other devs so stupid going down the intellectual rabbit hole.. I think you not take step back, you take step up! You stand above! Other devs overengineer... you put all in one file! Need to find something? No problemo, just ctrl+f in that file. So easy, so clever, other guys so dumb.... Other guys use OO? Buh! Bad! You do the else-if-dance! So pragmatic. Others use a parser, you go regex... so good, so fast. I save money, you guys suck... I have the best words...