I mean, strictly speaking I should downvote you for tone... but I am laughing ;-)

I know people who work at Capital One, I wonder how extensive Go usage is there...

I have started looking at job postings recently and I see a lot that have aspirational-Go in their postings. I have managed to avoid Go during my tenure here at Google (which isn't hard since it's not used much at all, despite what people outside of Google seem to think), but I'm starting to worry that if I move on I'm going to have to take a job writing it.

Who is hiring remote for Rust, Zig, OCaml, or Erlang? Those seem more palatable to me? :-)