Of course, in an alternate universe, this superior writing system was adopted along with the full SI unit system.
https://omniglot.com/writing/shavian.htm
https://shavian.weebly.com/uploads/1/0/2/1/10212142/30817_or...
Of course, in an alternate universe, this superior writing system was adopted along with the full SI unit system.
https://omniglot.com/writing/shavian.htm
https://shavian.weebly.com/uploads/1/0/2/1/10212142/30817_or...
I had read about Cut Spelling which, to me, sounds more like SMS lingo - something like "how du u du" - and even though I find SMS lingo really irritating (I have to see that a lot on dating apps) it actually does make sense phonetically :)
You forgot about this one: http://www.davidpbrown.co.uk/jokes/european-commission.html.
MEIHEM IN CE KLASRUM
by Dalton Edwards
Seems to be a recurring theme for English because it's such a difficult language owing largely to its awful spelling.
But it has never, and probably will never, take off, unless, perhaps, we first have a Jacobin Revolution in the U.S. and UK, complete with a Terror of our own. God forbid. (Though even that didn't fix the French language.)
But that was because of the hard character limit in SMS messages, and that they used to cost money.
in that same universe do we eliminate 2^N in favor of 10^N?
If most logarithms were taken base 2 it would make a big improvement in their comprehensibility to laypeople.
For closest link to western music, use binary logarithms represented using duodecimals. It makes a very nice simple system for approximate arithmetic, since 1 digit after the duodecimal point is enough to represent 3 and 5 reasonably closely. (The same two approximations that make our music sound harmonic also make approximate arithmetic easy and convenient). Of course, that would work even better if we switched to using base twelve for general arithmetic and metrology, overall a big improvement over the often inconvenient decimal system.
It looks like Florida and Texas might soon merge caught and cot, while retaining the pin-pen merger, in which case they'd only have 13 vowels, but I suspect they would probably end up splitting pin and pen eventually as their regional accent gets watered down to be closer to the General American accent.
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/12/Pin-pen....
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/0a/Co...