I know it is the Internet and I should be used to it now but when the first two words of the title are there purely as snark to rile up fan boys, I really lose interest in the article.
"YEAH STEVE! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT? 1.1 SECONDS FASTER BITCH! UNH!" Complete with pelvic thrusts. It makes me laugh while I close the tab and completely ignore anything that might have been redeemable about the actual article.