Two things come to my mind:
- this is basically an ignorance tax
- sometimes I wish I had no conscience, I would be much richer
- this is basically an ignorance tax
- sometimes I wish I had no conscience, I would be much richer
Also here is a hilarious recount of the same story in Italian, you might have success with automated translation: https://bagniproeliator.it/cerca-una-pallina-da-golf-trova-r...
I'm literally^Wfiguratively rolling on the floor laughing!