Back in the day, I was an RPG programmer (on an AS/400), and I had a co-worker who insisted upon using geographical labels for all of his GOTO targets: GOTO BARCELONA, GOTO TOKYO, etc.
Needless to say, maintaining his code took some getting used to.
Needless to say, maintaining his code took some getting used to.
One time I had to debug this incredibly obfuscated Word Basic subroutine. It was such a mess of gotos (deliberately so) that the company that wrote it for us thought they had us over a barrel and could charge us like a wounded bull.
That is, until I showed my cow-orkers the superior technology of "paper, scissors and sticky tape".
Hell, Arizona or any other village with that name. Real C# code can be like this:
if(John is evil){ goto Hell};
(http://msdn.microsoft.com/en-us/library/scekt9xw%28v=vs.71%2...)