'some'
When you say 'some' you're either being disingenuous or aren't good at statistics. It's not the norm or even common. It's the rare side effect.
Wellbutrin causes 5 hour erections in some patients but that doesn't make it an erectile dysfunction medication.
These are called respiratory viruses for a reason because THEY'RE RESPIRATORY VIRUSES.
You need to recognize that you're arrogant and ignorant and figure out how to correct that, to better your life and to better society.