I can't believe the one item that was so obviously added as a joke went right over head.
It may be good idea to take a break from the computer and find something less stressful to do.
It may be good idea to take a break from the computer and find something less stressful to do.
[0] https://www.confluent.io/blog/okay-store-data-apache-kafka/
[1] https://dzone.com/articles/is-apache-kafka-a-database-the-20...
The fact that you put Kafka and RabbitMQ in the same category sort of makes me feel like you're out of your element, Donnie.