However, there’s something that niggles me.
If it’s a primordial black hole that has been captured by the sun, why is it (as far as I understand) apparently in the same plane (ecliptic) as all the other major bodies in the solar system? It makes sense for all planets & cetera to be in the same plane because they all originated in the same swirling (flat) planetary nebula... but a captured object could potentially orbit at any inclination (and, considering how massive it is, I doubt it would be coerced into being coplanar by comparatively minor intersections with light bodies such as those present in the Oort Cloud, which are arranged roughly spherically anyway).