I can consolidate every FSF pronouncement:
Don't use cell phones, they're all bad. Do not browse the web. Instead, have a cron job download a text version and mail it to you over uucp, every day.
I might as well build a cabin in the woods. Or you know, compromise based on my own comfort level.
Edit: I do value the FSF. I would just like to see more practical suggestions for the layperson from them. Not everyone can lead the techno-monastic lifestyle.