> why aren't the "more expressive" (which in this post seems to be a synonym for "functional")
Nobody else seems to have tackled this specific issue so I'd like to.
Matt's use of "expressive" is not whimsical or full of personal ideology. He uses Felleisen's definition of "expressiveness" when comparing programming languages [0][1]. The work is a continuation of Landin's earlier efforts to formalize language comparison. From the text (where Felleisen is comparing two languages of "different size", which means that one provides more first-class "constructs" than the other):
> Here "more expressive" means that the translation of a program with occurrences of one of the constructs c_i to the smaller language requires a global reorganization of the entire program.
The paper goes on to provide a mathematical framework by which to make these comparisons.
The languages Matt lists are more expressive than many non-functional languages for various reasons. Each of them has some functionality that, if you were to remove it, would require a "global reorganization of the entire program" to achieve the same goal. For example: if you have a Haskell program and remove automatic currying, you may now have to rewrite almost all of your functions and call sites to accommodate (perhaps by explicitly encoding delays, or by using continuations, etc.). Python does not feature automatic currying, so in this respect Haskell is more expressive than Python — there is a method in Haskell in which you can express your code which you cannot use in Python.
Note that the relationship is not predicated entirely upon individual constructs: it is possible for two languages to be compared and to find that each has expressive capability that the other lacks. However, by and large the functional languages Matt lists have focused specifically on increases in expressive power compared to the more "traditional" languages that most programmers use daily. (Haskell did this explicitly by design, but the others Matt lists came to it by way of exploring alternate approaches to problems and arrived at increased expressiveness incidentally.)
Later in the paper, Felleisen touches on Turing completeness (a common point brought up in these discussions):
> If a programming language can represent all computable functions (on the integers), it contains a functionally equivalent counterpart to each program in a more expressive language. This raises the question as to what advantages there are to programming in the more expressive language when equivalent programs in the simpler language already exist. [...]
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> [...W]e have come to the conclusion that programs in less expressive languages exhibit repeated occurrences of programming patterns, and that this pattern-oriented style is detrimental to the programming process.
So this provides motivation for why one might want to investigate these "more expressive" languages. Being able to reduce code duplication is (almost) always a good thing!
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[0] https://doi.org/10.1016/0167-6423(91)90036-W
[1] I know this to be the case because I've talked to Matt about this very article. :) The Felleisen paper is pretty popular in the PL communities Matt used to hang out in.