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Funny you bring up rhymes; my brain keeps matching "I've Consed Every Pair, Man" with "Bicycle Repairman".

Straight up admission of HN's rabid pro-Python bias at the end there.

Straight up admission of HN's rabid anti-communist bias at the end there.

FWIW, Clojure doesn't cons every pair :)

To its credit, Clojure is also a Sadistic Perversion Language that "Injects itself into the corporate scene, then subverts from within."

Alpaca, Mattered

Alter kaker, coulda mattered

CDADAADR, alligator! After a while, crocodile!