Azure is also refusing to allocate me capacity - I'm wondering if this is a general MSFT outage?
Edit: Also, interestingly enough, I am now reliably hitting Cloudflare's ORD (Chicago) datacenter instead of MSP. If you visit https://snazz.xyz/cdn-cgi/trace (or any other Cloudflare-backed website), what comes after the COLO= for you?
Global network issue somewhere?
Even that article states that there hadn't been any service disruptions in the US up to now, but I am certainly experiencing it now.