You might be able to take your car out for a walk if the adaptive cruise will latch onto and follow your shirt plate! It could be like having a leash-trained 3500 lbs steel dog - just hope it doesn't see any squirrels. Heel, Tesla!

Honestly, I'd wear that dress easily, even for regular outings, not just for hiding from cameras. Those hoodies, though, maybe I'm an old fart but they're a bit too "abstract". Sadly, those seem like the most effective option right now. I read the Adversarial Patch article [0] and it pretty much demonstrated similar patterns.

Trouble is, if these get widespread enough - they won't look out of place but the moment they become widespread is the moment updates get pushed to make them obsolete. It's an unescapable situation.

[0]: https://arxiv.org/abs/1712.09665