Add the HVAC units making weird noises, smartphone notification sounds, and ringtones, fucking ringtones.
If you leave your phone ringing at your desk, you pay a round of drinks for the team.
I recently had to change my ringtone because every dev in our office has the standard iphone ringtone so anytime someone's phone rings, you can hear everybody go to pick their phones up.
Edit: a (traditional rotary phone) ringtone, not a "basic" ringtone. Though I'm satisfied with the stock choices of the recent Android phones, they start slowly and are not overwhelming.
edit: typo