> - Android shepherds you into installing shedloads of apps you hardly ever use.

I disagree with you on this one but I could be in the minority. I have about 8 apps that I trust and that rarely change. I don't go looking for new apps to install and I resist attempts to use the app version of a website.

> Lisp shepherds you into building your own language

I see the propensity of developers to build DSLs in all languages. I think the act of programming shepards us into creating elaborate abstractions.