The point I was trying to make with those numbers was just how readily accessible the necessary instrumentation is.
Regarding sample preparation, I'm well aware that it's a time sink (I've done DNA and RNA extractions before). But it's fairly trivial and can be done fully in parallel by multiple people; the primary bottleneck is likely to be available bench space. (Unless the sample prep has been fully mechanized, in which case I'm really not seeing the issue.)
My point being that multiple, parallel sample prep pipelines can feed a single qPCR machine to keep it running just about 24/7.
Regarding barcodes, I didn't mean it had to be fully automated. Just drop the excess data entry and switch to a serial number scheme with built-in redundancy (or at least error detection). Many academic labs employ such schemes by hand.
Given just how dire the circumstances are, I'm afraid I'd have to strenuously disagree that cutting corners on QA/QC (as compared to standard medical diagnostic testing) would be unacceptable. None of what I described is at all out of place for handling research samples, and in my experience those are quite reliable.
I used the combat medic analogy in my previous post for a reason - a significant number of people are likely to end up dead due to our having blindly stuck to the rules. A bit of pragmatism could have saved them, and I view that as a tragic systemic failure on the part of the US government.