DNS over TLS is just DoH but with an easily blocked separate port
That's an intentional design feature. You're attempting to intercept traffic, and any mechanism you could use to do so "transparently" could be used by any hostile network to do so.
You can still intercept traffic from cooperating devices if you want, just not transparently. That's a feature, not a bug, and the Internet will be better for it.
2) to implement this canary, you have to break DNSSEC on entire .net root domain. Great.