Snark aside I have no idea how to interpret this. It sounds like you are suggesting they are hiring developers to do a post mortem??
It's merely a metapher and you want to know metaphers paranoid(ly?) all the time?
It's clearly a metaphor. It just doesn't make any sense in this context. Neither does this reply. I _think_ you're trying to say that they're paranoid for questioning your metaphor? Your unusual grammar is difficult to understand, but you're coming across as a bit hostile.
aha, so you're good at interpreting?
Are you able to Google "non violent communication".
You know that I'm german and think I"m not smart, or what?