Would like to see all three of your examples banned as well, because they're not statements of fact, they're opinions, of the kind you'd typically find in an ad today.

Useful listings of facts look like this:

- is carbonated (therefore acidic, refreshing, negatively impacting teeth)

- has x mg sugar per 100ml (therefore energizing to some extent, promoting weight gain)

- has x mg of caffeine per 100ml (therefore energizing to some extent)

- has Foobar taste (Foobar because I'm not sure if there's anything common with similar taste, so perhaps it's not even worth mentioning)

- it's intended to energize, refresh, help digest meals

"Will do X for you" statements are usually not true when taken at face value, and they're already manipulative. Statements of fact, lists of features, and descriptions of intended application is what I'd like to see instead.