Your greater than mere computation mind can makes huge bucks solving any problem since it can see if a program halts. Lets factor out some large primes and crack RSA. Just make a program that would halt if the answer is less than a certain value, then do binary search. A bit tedious, but surely huge piles of money are motivating. I'd do it myself but my mind seems to be malfunctioning.
Basically this is just a silly claim which is a shame because the first half of your response was pretty good.