Define for me in an objective way what "at least as extreme" is. Let's say I think the string "HHTHT" is extremely indicative of conspiracy. Then the p-value is 1/32 on the measure of "strings of coin flips at least this extremely indicative of conspiracy".
See, this sounds completely ridiculous, but it's not in principle any different from what it done in thousands of social science papers a year. All these supposedly objective procedures have tons of ambiguity. For example:
> For the coin flip case, one way would be to call results with more imbalanced ratio more extreme.
Why an imbalanced total ratio? Why not average length of heads? Average number of occurrences of "HT"? Frequency of alternations between H and T? Average fraction of times H appears counting only even tosses? Given the combinatorial explosion of possible criteria, I guarantee you I can find a simple-sounding criterion on which any desired string of fair tosses gets a low p-value.